Name: AIRTIGHT GLASS HERB JAR - CONTENTS WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Brand: Bongstown
Price: 13.99 USD
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AIRTIGHT GLASS HERB JAR - CONTENTS WILL FUCK YOU UP!

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3.5 INCH

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SPECS:

Material: High-quality clear glass with airtight lid
Dimensions: 2.5 inches tall (compact size for easy storage)
Capacity: 1.5 oz (ideal for personal herb stashes)
Label: Bold, printed "Contents Will Fuck You Up!" graphic for visual impact
Seal Type: Rubber-gasket airtight closure to maintain freshness
Compatibility: Suitable for dry herbs, concentrates, or small accessories; not for liquids
Brand: Ted Miller Innovations
SKU: SJM005-CWFYU!_Retail_TMI

Also Known As:

Contents will fuck you up stash jar
Airtight stash jar contents will fuck you up
Funny airtight herb jar
Ted Miller airtight jar contents will fuck you up

Description

Looking to keep your herbs fresh and add a little attitude to your stash? This Airtight Glass Herb Jar - Contents Will Fuck You Up! from Ted Miller Innovations is exactly what you need!

Crafted from high-quality clear glass with a rubber-gasket airtight seal, this jar locks in all that aroma and potency, so your dry herbs or concentrates stay just as strong as the day you stashed them. The bold "Contents Will Fuck You Up!" label is printed right on there for some gritty humor that'll make your friends crack up—it's not just storage, it's a conversation starter with real personality.

At 2.5 inches tall and holding 1.5 oz, it's compact enough for everyday carry or shelf display, durable against breaks, and perfect for organizing small accessories too. Prefer a cleaner, minimalist look? Try our frosted green mini stash jar.

Sold by The BuzzShop at Honeybee Herb, this funny airtight herb jar combines practical freshness with that no-BS vibe, making it a must-have for any enthusiast's collection. Grab one and level up your setup—your herbs deserve the best!

FAQs

Is the Airtight Glass Herb Jar - Contents Will Fuck You Up! suitable for concentrates?
Yes, its airtight seal makes it great for storing concentrates or dry herbs, keeping everything fresh and secure.

What size is the contents will fuck you up jar?
It's a compact 2.5-inch glass stash jar with 1.5 oz capacity, perfect for personal use.

Can I buy airtight glass herb jar contents will fuck you up as a gift?
Absolutely—this funny airtight herb jar makes a hilarious yet practical gift idea for any smoke shop enthusiast.

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